I don’t swim
Water hates me
I too hate water
Is it the same?
Can both hate the other?

How do we settle this?
Does it really matter?
Yes!
I must win, I must win!
Isn’t this the way it works?

The sperm whose product I am
Had to win the race
Who knows who I would have been?
Had a different sperm taken its place!

No way to find out.
Is there?